Examining Some WIT Statements
Opening Topic: About our subject:
So, I want to take an opportunity to discuss the Wyoming Institute of Technology (WIT), and a few of the statements that are on their webpage for public viewing. All links will be placed in the article accordingly. We will be examining multiple topics in this article. Each subject matter will be posted individually, and then gathered together as a whole. For the first point, we will be fair and start with their very own about segment and see who they themselves state they are. Fair right?
Let’s begin, since their founding in 1943, WIT has been a beneficiary of both Government and Corporate grants and contracts. The first being their role in studying radiation effects on test subjects as part of the Manhattan Project. This notorious project still has classified material that would undoubtedly demonstrate a multitude of Crimes Against Humanity. Most of their subjects are unaware of their “participation” in such programs.
Let’s fast forward to the mid 80’s when they partake in one of the first publicly admitted Acts of Terror preparation plans they undertook at the request of the Government where they state “After having been commissioned in 1986 by the Reagan Administration to study how the government might infiltrate computers and disable them remotely, WIT researchers developed what some say is the world’s first computer virus in 1987. This ‘bug’ was so effective that it completely shut down all of North America’s internet service on June 18th, 1987”.(1)
So, who are their corporate sponsors? Let’s compile a short list; Halliburton, Exxon-Mobil, BP,Monsanto and DuPont. Some pretty screwed up names right there alone.What do they state about these relationships? “In 1989, Monsanto and DuPont commissioned WIT to study agricultural genetics, leading to our invention of the first genetically-modified crops in 1992. Our research was noted as fundamental in the cloning of Dolly the Sheep in 1997, as well as the creation of the world’s first 100% organic artificial nose, which was created for pop-star Michael Jackson in 1999”. (2) This is just one example of their “work”, with many more options to choose from on their site. We’ll get there.
So, what do they say they are around for? What is their mission? Again, I will quote directly from them. “Our mission statement has remained the same since we were handed our very first government contract in 1943: “to always intrepidly seek answers to the greatest challenges of our day, employing scientific method and cutting-edge research to ensure only the highest-quality results at all times.” Regardless of the agendas of our financial supporters on any given project, WIT staff work tirelessly to provide neutral, non-partisan, wholly accurate scientific research and data, using the latest and most innovative technologies to advance our understandings of the world around us and its inhabitants. That’s why companies like Halliburton, Exxon-Mobil, BP, and countless others count on WIT for all of their third-party scientific research needs.” They end their section with the following pitch; “In 2006, co-founder Matt Stone Sr. passed away, leaving his son, Dr. Matt Stone Jr., to take WIT into the future. Since then, the company has been more profitable than it ever has, while advancing science in more fields, and in more ways, than any other privately-owned think thank in North America”.(3)
Some WIT Projects that deserve Attention
So, to be fair, the topic line of some WIT projects is somewhat misleading. As noted on their own page about their projects, these are only being listed because they are legally required to provide it. Why? Because they have received a lot of “public funding.” Just a fancy way of saying our government put tax-payers money into multiple projects whose claim of “increasing public well-being” is questionable at best. It is as we shall see, not only ethically questionable, but possibly criminal in conduct and outcome.
Compound MT47B103 (“MT-FLO”)
My commentary here is more about what they say about their associated product Corexit. Corexit is a dispersant style chemical used in oil spills. Wikipedia has a very thorough description of it. Namely that “Dispersants are themselves a form of pollution that can be toxic to marine life, and the increased activity of bacteria from their presence can deplete oxygen in nearby waters, causing further harm to marine life.” The list of issues arising from the use of Corexit is extensive. I suggest reading the wikipedia page for further knowledge of its harmful results.
But, let us talk about MT-FLO. Here’s just a piece. “MT-FLO meets all of the requirements for the human and environmental safety standards of both BP and Halliburton, and is nearly prepared to clear its final hurdles with the EPA, who unjustly failed our product after testing on lab rats caused alleged ‘mutations.’”
Or how about, “this remarkable chemical substance could revolutionize the way we clean up oil spills, dispose of toxic waste, and even make nuclear coolant water reusable and fit for human consumption by FDA and EPA standards*. MT-FLO is so safe, in fact, that it was recently government-approved for human safety testing in Micronesia and Papua New Guinea.”
Now I think I’ll just move on and hit the next topic!
Compound GMO2447NU (“GM New-U”)
And what pray tell is this lovely little invention. WHAT? A Genetically Modified Organism meant to change me at a genetic level to create a new me? Oh what joy! NOT! Think I’m kidding? Let’s use their words again shall we?
“Wouldn’t it be great if you could take one pill and make your aesthetic, physical appearance better in only a matter of a few days? GM New-U will make that dream into a reality in the near future! Working closely with pharmaceutical giant GlaxoSmithCline, cosmetics leader Lancome, and GMO innovators at Monsanto, WIT has developed a revolutionary pill which, if taken daily, can actually change your body at the genetic level, letting you naturally shed weight, grow muscle mass, regrow lost hair… even lose unsightly pimples and warts! GM New-U will make patients look and feel better than they’ve ever felt before.”
Don’t worry though folks, the side effects aren’t too bad. They have already done human testing and it’s going to okay! Here’s their list of side-effects: “
Side effects recorded during human testing include, but are not limited to, bloating, gaseousness, diarrhea, violent coughing, cotton-mouth, restless leg syndrome, constipation, severe genital itchiness, dizziness, impaired vision and hearing, sleep loss, suicidal thoughts, vomiting, sudden short term memory loss, minor long term memory loss, burning sensations in breasts and/ or testicles, gout, panic attacks, violent erections, loss of consciousness, bad breath, lower back pain, and even death (in some rare cases).
I’m not even going to say anything else. Here’s they are again ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful people of WIT!
“When WIT started to tackle the reinvention of the condom in 2012, we recognized three key facts, reflected in our initial polling data: (1) most men hate wearing condoms, (2) men primarily wear condoms to avoid unwanted impregnations, and (3) men would gladly reuse condoms if they felt it was safe, to avoid both the added costs and the embarrassment of going to convenience stores and asking for them.
It was these factors that led to our invention of “The E-Condom.” This small electronic device clips onto the scrotum with no pain or discomfort, and emits pulses of electricity directly into and through your balls which both disorient and slow the swim speed of your semen, rendering you 100% infertile while wearing the device, while allowing you to still enjoy powerful, pleasurable ejaculations.
The E-Condom does not affect the transmission of sexually-transmitted diseases, but if you and your partner are both fully tested for STD’s, why not wear a condom that’s fully washable and reusable, has zero impact on feeling, and has no risk of breaking or clogging up the toilet?
And while WIT waits for FDA approval, we’re still improving on our designs. A Bluetooth emitter could allow you to share your conquests on Facebook or Twitter during and after your sexual activity, while we’re also considering a tryptophan-emitter, which can make women drowsy after intercourse, allowing you to roll over and take a nap like you want to, rather than having to stay up for an hour talking about your feelings, or Katherine Heigl movies, or whatever other nonsense your significant other feels like boring you with.”
So, here’s a lovely little group that I thought everyone could be a little more well versed about. There are many players in this game. It behooves those who are truly looking to create change to be aware of as many of them as possible. By their own words they are fans and proponents of Monsanto and all that is related to it. Be Aware my friends. Have a great night until next time!
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